I love the sound of keyboards in the morning.

Helping train someone who makes more money than you. PGP.

Realizing your older coworkers don’t think you are as funny as the pledges always seemed to. PGP.

“Any plans for the 4th?” PGP.

Greeting the guy whose name you can never remember with “There he is!” PGP.

Praying that the office fire drill isn’t just a drill. PGP.

The guy that talks in corporate cliches all day, every day. PGP.

I’ll shoot you an email.

The guy two cubes over that answers his phone with “Domino’s Pizza”, and laughs hysterically like it’s the first time he said it.

Returning from a week of vacation and realizing no one noticed you were gone.