When your boss looks at the picture on your ID badge and says, “Damn, you’ve aged since you started working here.” PGP.

Being rejected for a job that you don’t remember applying for. PGP.

The guy that doesn’t have an inside voice. PGP.

A new Whole Foods is opening near the office, and it’s been the only topic of conversation for three days. PGP.

When you know you’ll be working all weekend because the rest of your team is on vacation and that major project is due Monday. PGP.

Referring to your cubicle as your office. PGP.

The relentless peer pressure to have a piece of birthday cake. PGP.