Motion to bring back “Dick’s Picks” to PGP because the undergrads on TFM do not know the saga of Dick Perry’s rise to fame and epic collapse. PGP.

Law school is by far the worst kind of hazing. PGP.

I’m starting to think that things kids are doing nowadays are stupid. PGP.

Swiping left on the hot 21-year-olds just to spare myself the rejection. PGP.

Watching 60 Minutes. PGP.

I couldn’t name a single song in the Top 40, but I can tell you every song that’s on “The River” by Bruce Springsteen. PGP.

My girlfriend signed me up for a half marathon. PGP.