I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.

Alt+Tab. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time my bank account hit 5 digits. PGP.

Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

1: “Why do they even have the sort from High to Low option?” 2: “To make you feel poor.” PGP.

Having the right idea, but not the means to achieve it. PGP.