3 billion dollar company. Folgers in the break room. PGP.

Releasing the flow and ripping one at the urinal almost simultaneously. PGP.

We don’t have a Steve in my office. PGP.

Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.

Got a four percent raise today. It would barely cover my cable bill if I had one to begin with. PGP.

Sucking in the double chin and the gut at the same time. PGP.

When it comes to Tums, it’s go bulk or go home. PGP.

We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.

Losing your golf tan. PGP.

Really starting to get tired of the breakfast at the hotel I’m staying in. PGP.