most people who get large dogs in an apartment are much more likely to exercise that dog than the people with a yard, because letting your dog hang in the yard does not count as exercise
just remember that if you’re committing to a girl you’re also committing to up to 15 or so years with her yappy-ass dog. she’s not going to get rid of it.
actually an underrated way of helping us out — there’s nothing sexy about “hey let me get a hairtie real quick” but the longer and more mermaid-like your hair is the more of a pain in the ass it is during blowjobs
are you newly turned 21? if not, skip fumps.
I’m from New Orleans and I went to Tulane. I hate to break it to you but you fucked up with these choices.
most people who get large dogs in an apartment are much more likely to exercise that dog than the people with a yard, because letting your dog hang in the yard does not count as exercise
you just have to find the right one, and also leave new york
the catahoula in new orleans has that low key vibe you’re looking for
hitting will where it hurts
just remember that if you’re committing to a girl you’re also committing to up to 15 or so years with her yappy-ass dog. she’s not going to get rid of it.
todd and john actually used that to describe the derby girls first (last year), proving my point that todd is just as cringeworthy and deserves her
will vouch for the fact that Louisiana is a hellhole
99% sure her dad pays half…
also to be fair one of them staying at John and Caroline’s is an imposition, one of them plus Sperry is just rude
we sit around drinking wine and discussing how to get at our own orgasms, not yours
on this note, one way of being terrible at receiving is giving us vague feedback
actually an underrated way of helping us out — there’s nothing sexy about “hey let me get a hairtie real quick” but the longer and more mermaid-like your hair is the more of a pain in the ass it is during blowjobs
about to go make a truffle oil grilled cheese just to spite bourdain
I work for a vet, the entire hospital groans when we see a doodle come in the door
he also begs his girlfriend to make him smoothies. just sayin.
not gonna lie I rowed crew on the thames all through high school…it was fucking cold
you’re supposed to take it at the same time every day, the middle of the day is your best shot at always being awake to take it
don’t pity todd. todd has had a zillion chances to get out and he hasn’t. he likes it.
i’m pretty sure will has changed sperry’s breed and sex like 4 times by now…
also golden doodles are the freaking worst there’s no way sperry is just sitting there giving her comforting eyes.
I can’t judge since the only reason my dog doesn’t have an insta is cause I’m selfish and want his likes…
sidenote what filter are you using on her account I need it