We’re the only couple in our friend group that’s not pregnant.

Picked up some great ideas at the home and garden show this weekend

Your floor’s new Bizhub lifting morale

My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.

My coworker is ten times more annoying now since his heart attack. PGP.

The first place I wore my fitbit was a Waffle House. PGP.

Someone is selling two parakeets at the office, if you’re into that sort of thing. PGP.

Signed up for Mint.com. All I receive from them are “Low Balance Warning” emails. PGP.

Pulled a muscle first at-bat of kickball