How many days are in February again? PGP.
Boss is leaving for a couple of days. My instructions were to “just do whatever it is you do.” PGP.
What is this? A handicapped stall for ants? PGP.
I thought my cubical was going to be temporary. Just received my nameplate to go with it. PGP.
The account I use to send resumes was hacked and sent penis enlargement emails to all my contacts. PGP.