Whiskey Warrior

Member Since 01/24/2014

  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on Why Everyone Should Be Thrilled With, Not Annoyed By The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    What good does people being “aware” of the disease do if they’re not doing anything to cure or solve it? The money donated is not “icing on the top”. The money donated is EVERYTHING. That is the reason this whole thing started. The fact that I know what cancer is does nothing to help cure it, and dumping ice on my head and challenging my friends to do the same does nothing to help solve the problems of people who have ALS if none of us donate to an organization that is trying to find a cure.

    If you were trying to link “awareness” about an issue to more people donating then we’re in agreement, but your comment didn’t really do a very good job of making that argument. Also, $10 is nothing. I would venture to say that very few people can’t afford to donate $10 to a good cause like this, and THAT would cause exponential growth in the funds donated to ALS.

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on Why Everyone Should Be Thrilled With, Not Annoyed By The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

    I was annoyed at first with this whole challenge business. A vast majority of these fad charity things designed to “raise awareness” really do nothing to actually help solve the issue at hand. I thought to myself “How in the hell does dumping ice water on myself help people with ALS and how sad is it that I’d rather do that than donate to a charity funding research to do some real good.” The whole thing seemed pointless and ineffective.

    Then I learned that you’re supposed to donate SOMETHING ($10 if you do the challenge, $100 if you don’t) whether or not you do the challenge, a detail that has sadly gotten lost in translation since the whole thing started. As long as something like this actually translates into donations and forward progress, I support it. I don’t care how stupid or irrelevant the “challenge” linked to it is.

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on It's Hard Being The Funny Guy

    From the perspective of someone who’s not very funny (unless you’re a fan of bad puns and dad humor), it always confused me when people who brought so much joy and happiness to the world cut their own life short. Thank you for helping us “unfunny” people relate and at least start to understand some of the reasoning behind this tragedy.

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on 5 Incredibly Overrated Foods

    The thing about salad is that as a general rule, I don’t eat food that my food eats. I am simply too far up the food chain to pussyfoot around with lettuce and cucumbers and whatnot.

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on Grown Up Things I Refuse To Do

    dude just because you’re some pussycreep NF GDI scum doesn’t mean you have to hate us FAF fratstars because we’re so much more FAF than you. Plus, frat membership is for life, bruh. You can’t just like, stop being in a frat. If you weren’t such a geed you’d know that.

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on 5 Things The Internet Is Trying To Ruin For Me

    “Look, I enjoy a fun exaggeration for the purpose of humor just as much as the next impoverished online humorist, but can we take a chill pill with the bipolar endorsements/condemnations? It’s literally sodomizing the place in my brain responsible for happy thoughts.”

    I see what you did there.

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on Why The Institution Of Marriage Is Outdated

    Fucking this. I’ve already decided that 27 is the absolute earliest I’m getting married, and I’d prefer to wait until I’m at least 30. Live for yourself while you’re young. Get all of your crazies out and go do the things that you want to do before you have to inevitably settle down and dedicate your life to another person/people. How can you be a good parent if you still long to go see the world and take stupid and crazy (but fun) risks?

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  • Whiskey Warrior 10 years ago on Deleted FAFSA Tweet Blatantly Makes Fun Of "Poor" College Kids

    The issue is that for an unsecured private loan to someone with exactly zero credit in most cases, 7-9% is a pretty good rate from the bank’s point of view. That’s the issue with private student loans. There’s nothing to guarantee them and therefore nothing to seize to recoup the balance owed if the borrower decides that they can’t or just don’t want to pay anymore. It’s basically a lose-lose situation.

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