I have a buddy who uses “Literally” in just about every sentence, but he uses it correctly, I guess, like when he “literally hit the ball over the fence”. He uses it to describe the most mundane, simple things in life. “I literally went to the store last night.”
“Yeah? Well I literally hate your fucking stories.”
I watched a grown man stumble his way across the bar, vomiting in several different areas of the bar before crashing through the front door, never to be seen again. Thanks, guy.
Been balding, or at least aware of it (thanks friends!) for about 4 years. I can’t seem to come to terms with it. I shave it about twice a week but wear a hat every day. You definitely need to have a decent beard if you’re going to buzz the dome. Unfortunately, my job requires me to shave every day so I have to go around looking like fucking Mr. Clean for the rest of my prime. Also, I have nightmares about having a full head of hair.
Well I’m pushing 30 and I still remember when “Holla Holla” came out – Ja’s first big single and that song made me want to run through a god damn brick wall. His first album Venni, Vetti, Vicci was certified G shit, and then he just went soft. That was the demise of Ja, as we know it.
I have to agree. As a bar tender, anyone who wears a jersey into the bar, I stereotype immediately and they usually live up to the stereotype by being an obnoxious asshole. And I live in the Midwest so you get a lot of Packer and Vikings fans and those uniforms are fucking heinous.
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I have a buddy who uses “Literally” in just about every sentence, but he uses it correctly, I guess, like when he “literally hit the ball over the fence”. He uses it to describe the most mundane, simple things in life. “I literally went to the store last night.”
“Yeah? Well I literally hate your fucking stories.”
I watched a grown man stumble his way across the bar, vomiting in several different areas of the bar before crashing through the front door, never to be seen again. Thanks, guy.
Been balding, or at least aware of it (thanks friends!) for about 4 years. I can’t seem to come to terms with it. I shave it about twice a week but wear a hat every day. You definitely need to have a decent beard if you’re going to buzz the dome. Unfortunately, my job requires me to shave every day so I have to go around looking like fucking Mr. Clean for the rest of my prime. Also, I have nightmares about having a full head of hair.
Well I’m pushing 30 and I still remember when “Holla Holla” came out – Ja’s first big single and that song made me want to run through a god damn brick wall. His first album Venni, Vetti, Vicci was certified G shit, and then he just went soft. That was the demise of Ja, as we know it.
I have to agree. As a bar tender, anyone who wears a jersey into the bar, I stereotype immediately and they usually live up to the stereotype by being an obnoxious asshole. And I live in the Midwest so you get a lot of Packer and Vikings fans and those uniforms are fucking heinous.