My birthday was Tuesday. I did laundry only to find out that the dryers were broken. Also, decided that I was going alcohol free in February. Truly hope your Birthday is better than mine.
Back in the days before a standard unit of speed was established for sea-travel. To figure out speed, sailors would have a rope with knots tied into it and would let the rope go out as the boat was moving and they calculated speed relative to the speed the rope & knots went out.
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I hate weddings that literally everyone in the wedding party gives a speech; 2 guys, 2 girls max.
You hit the steam room/sauna while viciously slamming waters & gatorades. Then you workout, thats my go to plan.
My birthday was Tuesday. I did laundry only to find out that the dryers were broken. Also, decided that I was going alcohol free in February. Truly hope your Birthday is better than mine.
I’ve got a lucky pair of socks. Never have gone to a job interview/wedding without them. 100% success rate at both, it’s the socks not me.
Whoa…. He’s back… Jesus does share his secrets
Yeah, why don’t you stick that foot right back in your mouth. Goober.
Back in the days before a standard unit of speed was established for sea-travel. To figure out speed, sailors would have a rope with knots tied into it and would let the rope go out as the boat was moving and they calculated speed relative to the speed the rope & knots went out.
Let’s get one thing straight, us Midwest folks don’t mind the heat, we just hate the sweat associated with it.
“Wine-O,” “Wanderlust,” and “Looking for someone to travel the world with me(insert 17 emojis)” also suck.
Content. Content is the only word I can think of for how happy I am she suffered a total failure during her speech.
I just don’t wear compression shorts then hit the ropes…
Just what America needs, more excuses.
I have never watched “The Bachelor” or any of the spin-offs. But dammit if these recaps don’t make me want to.
Todd’s in too deep, pull back and run. I literally got nervous sweats thinking Todd was going to propose.
TBOX was a blast! Hit the slopes, got drunk, and got a pregame bj in the bathroom. Overall it was a great time, I highly recommend going.
“You can’t talk to me like a normal person!” -Irrational Feminist
I don’t think violence is ever a good avenue to explore, but this person needs a good ass whooping. Try-hard doesn’t even begin to describe this guy.
For every 1 girl that appreciates a good lip rug, 9 others hate it. I’m a numbers guy, I’ll keep my beard.
Indians blew a 3-1 lead….
“Dude, they killed Harambe.”