Finally someone that understands. I used to worry about overly texting girls all the time. Constantly worrying about bothering them and if they were into me. Once I met someone that I was really into I decided that that shit was for the birds. You know what my now fiancé told me after we started dating? “I loved that you were always initiating the conversation and making me feel wanted.” Boom. Don’t be a pussy.
So what’s the age cutoff? What if the jersey you rock is a franchise player??? As a 24 year old college grad that uses the majority of his parents’ Indianapolis Colts season tickets, I rock the shit out of both my Andrew Luck and Peyton Manning jersey.
I’m sorry, I just had to.
TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD! TODD!
So is this the end of #TeamClaire??
I still, to this day, get the feels when they bring up his parents.
I was definitely not all over that ice cream beat like sprinkles.
Facebook showed me a memory today of a status I posted 7 years ago when I was in high school still…… it was a Lil’ Wayne lyric….son of a bitch.
She has a name. #TeamClaire
Well she can sleep easy because Todd let us all down.
Paddy’s Pub at #1 only if I get to play the game of games, CharDee MacDennis.
#Brunchlivesmatter
#JohnUncleRick2016
Damn it, Will, I only get an hour for lunch. Where is the Chronicles of Todd????
Tell me his phone is currently wedged into some strippers g-string.
I just wandered over there to check it. Holy shit. Those guys are savages.
Finally someone that understands. I used to worry about overly texting girls all the time. Constantly worrying about bothering them and if they were into me. Once I met someone that I was really into I decided that that shit was for the birds. You know what my now fiancé told me after we started dating? “I loved that you were always initiating the conversation and making me feel wanted.” Boom. Don’t be a pussy.
The naked necktie/pirate hat combo kid is my spirit animal.
I was an athlete once, but then I got to college and got kinda fat.
So what’s the age cutoff? What if the jersey you rock is a franchise player??? As a 24 year old college grad that uses the majority of his parents’ Indianapolis Colts season tickets, I rock the shit out of both my Andrew Luck and Peyton Manning jersey.
He’s the hero we need, but don’t deserve.
“Did you see my Facebook post………….hey, my Facebook post, did you see it…………” – My mom