Work-Home-Gym-Netflix-Bed.Rinse and Repeat.

Having one of those days where I realize I have 45 years of this shit left until retirement. PGP

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

I have to go to the Chiropractor twice a week…I’m 24. PGP

Fell asleep on the couch last night while my laundry was in the wash. I’ve been wearing wet dress socks for 4 hours at work. PGP