Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
Good call, Springer.
That’s a bold strategy, Craig.
I’m not eating my food off some other dude’s fuck slab.
I used to print off pics of Britney Spears when my parents weren’t home.
She no likey the jokes.
Haha I never said I don’t like them.
Oh I’m not saying CrossFit can’t be effective. It obviously is for those who dedicate themselves to it, but some of those people tend to overdo it which makes for hilarious social commentary, which was the point of this column.
Haha awesome. Well thank God you two both have a good sense of humor. That could’ve been awkward.
Obviously I wrote it to get attention. I’m a writer. Writers write things so that people will pay attention to them.
You took this column, and yourself, too seriously. I’ve had dozens of CrossFitters tell me they think it is hilarious.
Good. Glad some CF’ers can appreciate that it’s meant to be humorous.
Bowling is more of a “sport” than CrossFit.
Everyone who pokes fun at your cult gets high blood pressure by the time they’re 40?
Let’s arm wrestle and then do a burpee competition.
Whatever. Just watch GOT and touch yourself like the rest of us.
Our office is shit.