Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Never go full Hodor.
Like I said, you’re either with us or you’re against us.
Eat a dick, Will.
Let me live, Dave.
That would be tight as hell.
I’m just contributing to Willsday in an attempt to make it even more awesome. My first name is William — I’m allowed.
This be that fiction, dawg. I don’t workout.
Back the fuck off, Katniss.
PS4, Xbox One, Xbox 360, two (2) N64s, and one (1) Super Nintendo. That’s what’s going on at my crib. #pwnage
The offer stands.
Whatever, noob.
You had a destination wedding, didn’t you? 🙁
Everything written on the internet is 100% serious and not a joking matter at all.
I hate you.
Really any Pretty Ricky song works.
Nice dad dick.
Boonie?
Slowly but surely working my way there.
You don’t know my struggle.