Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
Going to need a link here. This is absolutely ridiculous. How do you even go about half submerging a house in water? What human would willingly move in with a known serial rapist?
Good for you. Super jealous. Sounds like it’ll be an incredible experience. Going to pass on praying for your boss though. No hard feelings, I just don’t like the guy.
That was a test. Only those who truly desire the knowledge in that paragraph will obtain it.
Going to need a link here. This is absolutely ridiculous. How do you even go about half submerging a house in water? What human would willingly move in with a known serial rapist?
Dudes, one animal at a time. Come on. There’s enough danger to go around. Stay focused. I can’t handle the anxiety that comes with multiple.
DEAR GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE
Probably engaged in a brutal gang rape as we type.
Perhaps another day.
CHUCK. YES.
Good for you. Super jealous. Sounds like it’ll be an incredible experience. Going to pass on praying for your boss though. No hard feelings, I just don’t like the guy.
Valid argument, but one should never stop searching for the limit, even if the limit does not exist.
God damn it woman get up and put on for your city.
The fuck is a boil water advisory?
Do you have an Adderall script or are you just fueled by insane levels of caffeine and rage?
Ass.
So fucking pumped for the Wing Bowl.
This is all on Micah. Dude cut out our hotline segment. Fucking scoundrel.
Good for you. Stay strong, dude.
Do art, Donna. Do that art good.
Yeah I dunno I’m a church dude and it doesn’t bother me, but I’m not Catholic.
Fucking love Black Mirror. Can’t believe we haven’t talked about it yet. Blew my mind.
I am going to rub my dirty underwear on your keyboard.