Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles:
Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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If it’s only 10% I am about to buy the mall.
We have hella bennies.
I thought it was like 35%.
You’re what the French call les incompetents.
If you ride like lightning, you’re gonna crash like thunder.
Pussy.
YOUR VIBES ARE UPSETTING ME MEL.
Nah man she’s awesome quit hating.
This brings me much joy.
RIP sorry for your loss DJ Queef
Bravo, sir. Bravo. *slow clap*
YES SLIDER I LOVE YOUR ATTITUDE THIS IS WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
Please keep this going.
Not sure if you know this, but my name has been in the New York Times on multiple occasions for reasons of literary excellence. People forget that.
Apparently I wasn’t fully awake yet. Pelicans. My bad.
I fully understood 6 words in this sentence.
How dare you. Cardinal PGP sin.
I know it, man. I know it. We all have to acknowledge that these atrocities are taking place daily, though.
Shit man is that true?
They can produce asexually. Help yourself to a fuckin’ science book.