Shower sex is never a good idea.. maybe because I’m short and the guy is always talller & ends up being awkward positioning but it’s just never worth it to me
The best morning sex is definitely when the guy is spooning you from behind and you grind your ass into him a little bit & then he slides it in. No kissing, no morning breath, hell, even no eye contact or looking at each other if you don’t want to. 100% would recommend.
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You had me at “Sign your ex up for your local Church of Scientology without their consent”
UES is actually super cheap tho these days
You might be able to afford one or the other, but never the therapy that’s required from doing either
“… if you go above the immediate suburbs those people call themselves “upstate NYers” (i.e. Albany, Syracuse)“
lmao that’s because Syracuse is literally 5 hours from NYC & only 1.5 from Canada.. we’re truly from Upstste!
This post made me honestly never want to get engaged, ever
Right, that’s what I’m saying
Out of her entire story, that’s what you find most fucked Up?
Shower sex is never a good idea.. maybe because I’m short and the guy is always talller & ends up being awkward positioning but it’s just never worth it to me
The best morning sex is definitely when the guy is spooning you from behind and you grind your ass into him a little bit & then he slides it in. No kissing, no morning breath, hell, even no eye contact or looking at each other if you don’t want to. 100% would recommend.