Nothing like spending a weekend morning with a throbbing headache getting judgemental looks from actually contributing members of society while you sweat alcohol in a museum and fight the urge to throw up on something that’s worth more than you have in your bank account, am I right?
Nothing like spending a weekend morning with a throbbing headache getting judgemental looks from actually contributing members of society while you sweat alcohol in a museum and fight the urge to throw up on something that’s worth more than you have in your bank account, am I right?
Isn’t “could’ve played it better” the definition of botched?
Developing an edit button for the comment section
Editing columns for simple grammatical/spelling mistakes
This made me noticeably upset
One mans contrary action is another mans sup?
I’ll say it for you. Sup stock photo girl
Absolutely spineless move
You just jealous cause you from midland
Everyone one of your comments contains at least one word I’ve never heard before.
Yes, a free 3 day weekend is that exciting
Smoking weed with the parents is fine but after that is a hard hard line that shouldn’t be crossed
“Looked up and saw my own asshole” made me crack the fuck up. Well done
Christmas Eve/Christmas take up 2 days. if you gained 15 pounds it means you’re a fatass.
Catch and shoot, bitch
People love dialogue
Another huge thing is girl and Caroline aren’t real people
You gonna keep this one going or just leave us out in the cold as usual?
Can’t think of a better way to tell him than with an internet articls
“Not very responsible if you ask me” -me reading this every week