Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
This would make a great movie starring Jason Sudeikis or Vince Vaughn as the husband. Jennifer Aniston of course would play the wife, and Jennifer Gardner or Sandra Bullock would play the stalker.
A man much wiser than me once said: “You’re only a wino if you drink wine, and you’re only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. Quit being a pussy and pour me another scotch.”
As much as I wished it weren’t true, I don’t think there’s any way to get rid of single moms on Tinder. Dating sites are the perfect hunting ground for those succubi.
Maybe this will weed out those chicks who write “not looking for anything but new friends,” “just curious to see what’s out there” and “OMG my friends made me do this, they’re so weird LOL” on their bios.
I was a cashier in high school. Let me assure you, no one gives a shit that you’re buying Plan B. We have much more important things to gossip about, like why that crazy old lady bought 12 cans of computer duster and a turkey.
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This would make a great movie starring Jason Sudeikis or Vince Vaughn as the husband. Jennifer Aniston of course would play the wife, and Jennifer Gardner or Sandra Bullock would play the stalker.
Juzz? Bay? Dina? What the fuck kind of names are those?
What are you, an asshole?
The real life Good Luck Chuck.
Ron Swanson is the second one on his list artard.
Eggplant parm is for hippies. It’s all about the chicken or veal parm.
I regret nothing.
Dorn spent 3 years in Thailand but the FBI has a few theories about what happened over there.
Preaching to the choir, buddy boy. Regardless, this was a good read.
Game Changer.
A man much wiser than me once said: “You’re only a wino if you drink wine, and you’re only an alcoholic if you go to meetings. Quit being a pussy and pour me another scotch.”
It’s good to see Kenan Thompson returning to his Good Burger roots.
At first in the second picture I totally thought someone was implying that Alisa was slacking on growing reefer.
If I learned anything from House, it’s NEVER Lupus.
As much as I wished it weren’t true, I don’t think there’s any way to get rid of single moms on Tinder. Dating sites are the perfect hunting ground for those succubi.
Maybe this will weed out those chicks who write “not looking for anything but new friends,” “just curious to see what’s out there” and “OMG my friends made me do this, they’re so weird LOL” on their bios.
I wouldn’t mind hearing more on this subject from Ryan Young, considering Grandex was his brainchild.
I was a cashier in high school. Let me assure you, no one gives a shit that you’re buying Plan B. We have much more important things to gossip about, like why that crazy old lady bought 12 cans of computer duster and a turkey.
I would watch the shit out of Steel Magnolias 2: Balls of Steel.