Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I felt like this was leading up to something big and then it didn’t. Personally, I’d like to hear more about the homeless guy. Hobo stories are always hilarious.
Deny, deny, deny. You have to roll with it and trust Drunk You. Unless you’re planning on marrying this girl, coming clean is a lose-lose situation. At least if she still thinks you’re in the big leagues, you can seal the deal at her place and never talk to her again.
Yeah, the one near Black Mountain, right? My buddy was a local so we’d go wherever he recommended. We mostly hiked in places like Looking Glass Falls and other good areas for cliff jumping.
I used to love hiking in the Blue Ridge Mountains when I lived in Asheville. Now that I live in the Charlotte area, I mostly just take my dog to the lake to play fetch. Maybe we’ll make a day trip to the mountains this weekend.
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I felt like this was leading up to something big and then it didn’t. Personally, I’d like to hear more about the homeless guy. Hobo stories are always hilarious.
The CIA knows that Jafar has weapons of mass destruction. Have you SEEN what that staff of his can do? We should be turning Agrabah to fucking glass.
Will, why have you forsaken me?
What’s the best Post Grad Power Move you’ve pulled off in real life?
Darth Vader turns out to be Luke’s Aunt Beatrice.
How else would I party?
More like “Requiem For A Tryhard.”
Deny, deny, deny. You have to roll with it and trust Drunk You. Unless you’re planning on marrying this girl, coming clean is a lose-lose situation. At least if she still thinks you’re in the big leagues, you can seal the deal at her place and never talk to her again.
Yeah I liked it there a lot, but I moved for more money and less hippies/hipsters.
Yeah, the one near Black Mountain, right? My buddy was a local so we’d go wherever he recommended. We mostly hiked in places like Looking Glass Falls and other good areas for cliff jumping.
I used to love hiking in the Blue Ridge Mountains when I lived in Asheville. Now that I live in the Charlotte area, I mostly just take my dog to the lake to play fetch. Maybe we’ll make a day trip to the mountains this weekend.
Yes, buy a diamond at a pawn shop from someone else’s failed marriage and never tell your wife where you got it. That bodes well.
Where in Jersey?
We’re talking about Bonnie Rotten now. Keep up, old mare.
Anecdotal, and there’s like a .0001% chance that’s her real name.
Her Instagram is @olddirtybonnie so I’m just going to put the over/under on her age at 87. Takers?
Kevin is 100% a sociopath. That kid definitely grew up to be the Jigsaw Killer from Saw.
Poor Sperry.
And you’re going to have to go through it all over again in 2 weeks. It’ll be like Groundhog Day.
How about Atlanta fans when the Panthers ran a train on Matt Ryan. 38-0? Fucking brutal.