People forget about the time Kelce got flagged then made a jerk off motion to the ref. After the game he tweeted out “My gesture on the tv wasn’t towards the ref… Von Miller had a cheap shot on my QB, so I thought he deserved a shot to the face.”
I had a girl ask if I was serious when I ordered my 3rd drink 2 hours in on a first date. Didn’t even attempt to kiss that monster at the end of the night
Go read his last couple blogs on tumblr. That’s the type of stuff that your family reads and immediately calls you to make sure you aren’t dead. 8/10 would recommend
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They are going to fuck this up. Did you see Zoolander 2, Anchorman 2 or Alien Sluts from Planet Anal 2? They always fuck them up.
That’s exactly what someone who got cucked would say? Just connecting dots over here
Scratch that– I forgot about Big Fat Liar
Paul Giamatti’s finest
Eat a dick, mayonnaise tits.
Ya.
I always pull up some Netflix on my phone and am usually pretty solid. I spend my whole day talking to people, this is my time.
“Put a baby in me” – The Millennial Chair
Not where I thought that sentence was going. You’re fuckin’ great
Maybe it’s just me but the last thing I want to do while hungover is try and impress some broad while downing obscene portions of maple syrup
People forget about the time Kelce got flagged then made a jerk off motion to the ref. After the game he tweeted out “My gesture on the tv wasn’t towards the ref… Von Miller had a cheap shot on my QB, so I thought he deserved a shot to the face.”
Never change, Kelce. Never change
I had a girl ask if I was serious when I ordered my 3rd drink 2 hours in on a first date. Didn’t even attempt to kiss that monster at the end of the night
Gotta watch out for those downers, Bruh
That son of a bitch ruined OSU basketball. He could have at least gone out like the Suttons with a horrible drug addiction LIKE A MAN
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Do you service yourself like 10 times a day?!?
Fuckin’ beta males
There will be an Anchorman-esque fight over that title
Go read his last couple blogs on tumblr. That’s the type of stuff that your family reads and immediately calls you to make sure you aren’t dead. 8/10 would recommend