Growing up across the street from a neurosurgeon who had a box and a couple floor seats to our local nba team made me a raging dickhead about tickets. If it’s not in the hundies or a box I’ll stick to my couch.
I realized I was allergic to soy after not eating an entire day and drinking 2 soylents. Legit thought I was going to die, but instead I lost 8 lbs. Great way to lose pounds before a show.
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Rachel’s new strategy: 1) gimme the booze, all of it 2) shmooze the hotties 3) bow chicka wow wow aka sex.
You’re welcome.
What? Why? I never show up anywhere sober.
Nom nom nom
The tears of Alabama fans
Madoff always has the best references, everyone says that about him.
Growing up across the street from a neurosurgeon who had a box and a couple floor seats to our local nba team made me a raging dickhead about tickets. If it’s not in the hundies or a box I’ll stick to my couch.
I realized I was allergic to soy after not eating an entire day and drinking 2 soylents. Legit thought I was going to die, but instead I lost 8 lbs. Great way to lose pounds before a show.
Hell ya
Idk ask a poor person
You’ve just gotta respect it
Total bullbird
“Dump ’em out!”
-Chesterton at the 1986 Kappa Sigs Sluts and Dinosaurs party
That is the epitome of a beta male move
Pretty sure snapchat was invented solely to keep the out of town girl in the loop.
“sitting in the garage” Trying to sneak one by us? We know your tricks you old dirty hobo.
All Johnny is shit
Boo?
Just buy the bud light and face chug them
You should just move to Hawaii
The finger pistol/wink is the most alpha thing you can do. It’s equal to wrestling a bear in the wild on the bitchin’ scale. True fact