I’ve got a feeling the end of this story is going to take a weird turn. 4-1 odds Charlie is going to be propositioned to do some weird sex stuff. 1-1 odds he does it.
I had to quit buying cheese from the grocery store. I realized I would devour all of it within minutes of being home. My life has gotten significantly worse since this god awful mistake.
Just got word from Dave that Will is homeless. Thinking about setting up a gofundme for him but he is only allowed to buy camping gear and live in Dillion’s front yard. I call it– urban camping.
Do guys still live off their parents once they graduate? I know I’ve dated some girls who still have the CC but I don’t think a single one of my guy friends do that. Sort of a beta move in my book.
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I’m going to be honest with you, that smells like a dirty diaper wrapped in burnt hair.
I’ve got a feeling the end of this story is going to take a weird turn. 4-1 odds Charlie is going to be propositioned to do some weird sex stuff. 1-1 odds he does it.
I had to quit buying cheese from the grocery store. I realized I would devour all of it within minutes of being home. My life has gotten significantly worse since this god awful mistake.
Psssssh. Yeah because getting some stanky on your hang-down is a bad thing
I’m not, not being serious.
I have never denied being a science bitch. Everyone knows that about me.
Just got word from Dave that Will is homeless. Thinking about setting up a gofundme for him but he is only allowed to buy camping gear and live in Dillion’s front yard. I call it– urban camping.
As far as i know scientists study science, so I’m going to trust them on this one.
I had a great uncle who was a 2 star general. He always said without a doubt aliens exist.
What is this? A savings account for ants?
I do. Responses range from violently aroused to just violent.
Do us all a favor and just kill the groom and the best man. The world could use less of these people.
I don’t understand your comment. Are you saying Armani watches are too expensive to be worn everyday?
Currently 4 for 5 on drinking this week so I might as well goes balls to the walls. Just going to call my shot now, see you at 2 a.m., Taco Bell.
Do guys still live off their parents once they graduate? I know I’ve dated some girls who still have the CC but I don’t think a single one of my guy friends do that. Sort of a beta move in my book.
Gotta go on 23. MJ never misses
……shit, man.
Don’t you dare bring “science” and “facts” in here.
You clearly have a smart brain. Keep up the good work.
Totally forgot your middle name is Fritz. Arguably my favorite thing about you, Socky deSocks