But then I would have to drink water out of the tap. I am not living like a peasant in1800’s Russia. I didn’t graduate from a middle of the road state school with a 3.2 gpa to put up with that shit.
This is probably a better question for the sub reddit but whatever. I saw that you only go hard a few times a year and are otherwise fine just chillon. Is that normal? I, and every single one of my friends, drink every weekend. Now that isn’t always going balls to the walls but at least a beer, glass of wine, etc. Are the binge drinking limits way more realistic than what I thought?
Debatable. I overheard an Eagles fan scream at a guy who wasn’t moving out of a parking space fast enough that he would “rip out his eye and skull fuck him in front of his kids.” Seemed like a nice guy besides that though
The GF made a comment about my very relaxed sheet washing schedule then got food poisoning that night. You can’t say shit about my cleanliness after you projectile vomit, fucking Exorcist style, across my room.
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I only play Enya, LOUD, during the art of love making. It tends to drown out my barking.
I totally get where you are coming from, but at the end of the day it is a fucking website. Gotta let this one go.
Probably try to mainline some Jameson, should be chill.
Mike Honcho?
Just chill out, man
He’s right, he has 5 up votes. That’s lit AF
The GF is back in town so probably her and a “kale”…. Whatever the fuck that is.
Ive started wearing bolo ties to my friends’ weddings that go down in Texas. I’m all about keeping the Wild West wild, baby.
Hey player, u dead?
Jesus, that is a recipe for death.
But then I would have to drink water out of the tap. I am not living like a peasant in1800’s Russia. I didn’t graduate from a middle of the road state school with a 3.2 gpa to put up with that shit.
The numbers are just now flowing in but we are at 6,969 as of 1:37 p.m.
That is the greatest statistic I’ve ever heard.
It only gets better from here.*
*lol
This is probably a better question for the sub reddit but whatever. I saw that you only go hard a few times a year and are otherwise fine just chillon. Is that normal? I, and every single one of my friends, drink every weekend. Now that isn’t always going balls to the walls but at least a beer, glass of wine, etc. Are the binge drinking limits way more realistic than what I thought?
Good to see all of Todd’s friends know he is a enormous vagine
Debatable. I overheard an Eagles fan scream at a guy who wasn’t moving out of a parking space fast enough that he would “rip out his eye and skull fuck him in front of his kids.” Seemed like a nice guy besides that though
Wow I totally forgot about that. How badass would it have been to bet on that stuff. All these sports now wouldn’t have a chance
I see the editor cut the part where you banged both of them. You know who else censored stories? The nazis.
The GF made a comment about my very relaxed sheet washing schedule then got food poisoning that night. You can’t say shit about my cleanliness after you projectile vomit, fucking Exorcist style, across my room.