Coming from a Catholic growing up in the South, I’ve been told NUMEROUS times I’m going to Hell because I “worship” Mary. Also, I live “out of wedlock” and last time I went to confession was 15+ years ago, so looks like I’m fucked, too! Your Catholic friends are just bitches.
Don’t know your fiancee’s take but some of the best weddings I’ve ever been to had “non-traditional” options. BBQ, fried mac n cheese, collards. But then again… I am from the South.
My sister’s wedding was an open bar and everyone there was absolutely shit housed. My parents don’t want a repeat. I, however, disagreed and needed backup. Thanks, y’all.
Found a seemingly normal person who was wanting to rent out a room in her 2 bedroom apartment. I messaged her and she told me I could live there rent free if she could watch me have sex with dudes of her choosing…. honestly considered it for 5 minutes.
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Coming from a Catholic growing up in the South, I’ve been told NUMEROUS times I’m going to Hell because I “worship” Mary. Also, I live “out of wedlock” and last time I went to confession was 15+ years ago, so looks like I’m fucked, too! Your Catholic friends are just bitches.
Lol. What the fuck.
“If someone is interested in you, they’ll make it known. If they’re not, who gives a fuck.” Prob the best advice my older brother gave me.
Put a down payment on a house and watched my life flash before my eyes. Nothing says scaries like a 30+ year mortgage payment.
You eat your bed?
Just opened the article as my (male) coworker was looking over my shoulder and he just said, “sup?”
All men are the same.
It’s 2018, fam. Last time I checked this is pretty damn normal nowadays.
Living with a fellow introvert is excellent. Neither of us like other people.
“I didn’t want to pay for an Uber all the way there.”
Oh okay, so you’re casually okay with killing someone? Sweet.
My mom’s boss told her with a straight face that white people are scientifically proven to be smarter than “the blacks.” Absolutely horrifying.
The 32509729057 reason why I am not ready for children.
Yeah, you 100% do not get put to sleep…
Don’t know your fiancee’s take but some of the best weddings I’ve ever been to had “non-traditional” options. BBQ, fried mac n cheese, collards. But then again… I am from the South.
My sister’s wedding was an open bar and everyone there was absolutely shit housed. My parents don’t want a repeat. I, however, disagreed and needed backup. Thanks, y’all.
Need thoughts/opinions on open bar vs. just beer and wine. Is open bar an absolute must now-a-days?
Found a seemingly normal person who was wanting to rent out a room in her 2 bedroom apartment. I messaged her and she told me I could live there rent free if she could watch me have sex with dudes of her choosing…. honestly considered it for 5 minutes.
Dad tells me to get to the airport FOUR hours early… you’re not excessive.
Does it count as shooting my shot if I’m already in a relationship? Oh well, firing away!
My guy’s an accountant and I thought about getting lunch delivered to his office today as a Valentine’s surprise. Lame or cute?
Are you available for hire as a motivational speaker because dang I feel good after reading that.