Lady next to me is already listening to Josh Groban’s Christmas album. PGP.

Fell asleep in the bathroom again. PGP.

I don’t know what’s more concerning, that I’m the only one in my office not dressed up for Halloween or that my boss is wearing the most complex Hellraiser costume I’ve ever seen. PGP.

It’s “bring your space heater to work” season. PGP.

Just got a call from State Farm letting me know my car insurance is going down $20 in January. Did a fistpump at my desk. PGP.

I asked the breakfast taco guy in our lobby how much he makes in a day. Looks like I’m in the wrong business. PGP.

Rookie mistakes. Veteran consequences. PGP.

I am out of food this weekend. Instead of going grocery shopping, I just bought two Hot-N-Readies. PGP.