Spending the weekend in beantown with all of my buddies from college. Looking like it’s gonna be 55 and sunny all day tomorrow so light beers and left handed cigarettes are queued the heck up. Have fun and be safe squad
I shit my pants in college at a house party when the bathroom was being commandeered by pee girls. Literally went into the backyard and dumped in my pants after I couldn’t hold it. Took my chinos and boxers off and threw them into the bed of some poor dudes truck. Ran home in my button down and a towel I stole off a clothes line around my waist. Glory days.
I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend of a few years because she’s been treating me like shit. I know “breakups suck” and everything but damn do breakups really fucking suck. Fellas (and ladies): relationships are always a give and take. Don’t get caught in always being the support system, you deserve someone who goes out of their way for you too. Have a great weekend all and wish me luck out there
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The older I get, the more of an asshole Jim seems. Karen >>> Pam any day of the week.
Spending the weekend in beantown with all of my buddies from college. Looking like it’s gonna be 55 and sunny all day tomorrow so light beers and left handed cigarettes are queued the heck up. Have fun and be safe squad
King alert
I like this mindset and I’m gonna run with it
Open relationship?
I shit my pants in college at a house party when the bathroom was being commandeered by pee girls. Literally went into the backyard and dumped in my pants after I couldn’t hold it. Took my chinos and boxers off and threw them into the bed of some poor dudes truck. Ran home in my button down and a towel I stole off a clothes line around my waist. Glory days.
Going through the worst one of my life now. I know the cliche saying is “it gets better” but Jesus Christ I hope it does.
RIP in peace
These give me anxiety
This is peak Duda
All I really need is Anthony Soprano yelling at people and Trader Joe’s tortilla chips in this life of sin
I’m feeling skinny Tony!
I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend of a few years because she’s been treating me like shit. I know “breakups suck” and everything but damn do breakups really fucking suck. Fellas (and ladies): relationships are always a give and take. Don’t get caught in always being the support system, you deserve someone who goes out of their way for you too. Have a great weekend all and wish me luck out there
Alma mater got bounced from the dance last night. Probably a quiet weekend in. And by that I mean drinking my sadness away for the next 2.5 days
Go Bonnies baby!
This isn’t even a brand pivot for you Duda
Gonna go shred gnar up at Lake Placid this weekend. Many beers will be involved. Have a good weekend all
Love the stock photo butt today
I too am a bucha boy who felt personally targeted
Nope.