Showing up to work and realizing you left the cap off of your favorite pen the night before. PGP.

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

Tuscany taste, Yellow Tail budget. PGP

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

These last couple lackluster episodes of Mad Men have taken away my only Monday work motivation. PGP

I showed up ten minutes late and I was the first person here. PGP.

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