When hitting that long red light in the morning means losing a good spot in the fridge for your lunch. PGP.

Showing up to work and realizing you left the cap off of your favorite pen the night before. PGP.

Coming in Monday and reading post it notes your left yourself and Friday and having no idea what they mean. PGP

My boss has AskJeeves as his homepage. PGP

I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

Tuscany taste, Yellow Tail budget. PGP

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

These last couple lackluster episodes of Mad Men have taken away my only Monday work motivation. PGP