Saying hi to the same people twenty times a day. PGP.

Thirty people yelling “Bless you!” through the cubes every time you sneeze. PGP.

I’m typing this post while the company’s CFO is taking a dump in the stall next to me. I only know this because his clip on ID badge photo is making eye contact with me from his ankles. PGP.

My boss and I are wearing the same exact pair of shoes today. PGP.

Being assigned the desk with a broken chair that slowly lowers your height throughout the day. PGP.

There’s something comforting about a nice stack of warm photocopies fresh out of the printer. PGP.

Picking too many toppings at the build your own froyo place, and ending up with $12 worth of ice cream that you just let melt. PGP.

The crazy people on the train are way more excited to be awake at 6am than I am. PGP.

I just started working a little over a year ago, and I’m more than ready to retire. PGP.

Nobody takes a grown man with a lunchbox seriously. PGP.