I wouldn’t listen to this if you gave me a million dollars. Which I don’t need because I already have a million dollars. All you poors can get in line to kiss my ass and beg for a job
Or you can be like me, who can afford to go to these places every night because my family has been on the list of the world’s richest for five generations
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TL;DR: I am a goober
Why anyone would want the friends of you losers is beyond comprehension
I would actively avoid all of you losers by going to a real party at a club that none of you can afford
But the inflatable woman that you call “my significant other” might lose a few psi
I’ve never had that problem. Women take one look at what I’ve got under the hood and That cuddle BS just goes out the window
I wouldn’t listen to this if you gave me a million dollars. Which I don’t need because I already have a million dollars. All you poors can get in line to kiss my ass and beg for a job
That’s my name don’t wear it out bitch
I hope it’s satire because I’d hate to think what a loser you are if it isnt
You should raise your standards
Being too poor to stay indoors and run the AC must suck
And both are full of goobers. Especially the Vanderbilt goobers
I was going to make fun of you for saying lol but if you went to auburn then you have more problems than just making shitty comments
Poors wear Champion
Crewnecks for the loser is more like it
In other words you aspire to be a poor loser crammed into a shitty apartment with a bunch of other losers who spend all of their time whining
This was more like fall anesthetic because reading it put me to sleep
Looks like his fall aesthetic is to be a goober
I can’t wrap my mind around how anyone can be such a loser
Or you can be like me, who can afford to go to these places every night because my family has been on the list of the world’s richest for five generations
Must suck to be poor