I have made all these mistakes before, besides consuming Miller Lite. I love macrobrews more than my potentially forever unborn children (may or may not be a virgin), but anyone who chooses Miller Lite over Bud Light likely doesn’t have a soul. Spoiler alert: I am from St. Louis.
Anyways, I am glad you made it and shared the journey. Seems like we will agree to disagree on points 1 and 2 I raised, but given your circumstances your argument on issue #3 is somewhat convincing (although you dragged it around the airport for the vast majority of the day anyways). Either way, as I said before, pretty funny tale. Feel free to get stuck in even worse airport situations if doing so will help me past the time while popping a squat in the future.
Pretty funny tale. However I have just a little bit of sympathy for you. You made so many mistakes. Here are the biggest.
1-You drank Miller Lite.
2-You didn’t follow the only rule for a departure after a BIG weekend…GTFO. You say you won’t make the morning flight? Stay up all night man. Can’t afford the “afternoon” flight? Dip into your kid’s college fund. Education is largely useless anyways. Plus the more money you send on your credie, the more Amazon points you get so…gotta spend money to make money dude.
3-You checked a bag? Why? How much hairspray did you bring for 3 days? No version of the scaries sound worse than enduring everything you went through only to sit at baggage claim and waiting more after landing.
I know a lot of you have answered these questions here already, well I guess you have because I haven’t really read the comments, but allow me to partake…
1-If you are ever in an open bar situation, and you ask yourself whether you “should only have 2-3 drinks” you need to go to an AA meeting right then so at least you have an excuse for pondering such ridiculousness
2-What, does no one trust the good men and women of our United States Postal Services anymore?
3-No. Someone has to gather the shit people bring. At every wedding I wonder who it is. I am pretty sure almost all of it gets left behind.
4-Drink man. Your parents got good enough health insurance for you live past the age of 21 for a reason.
5-Always wear a tie. Bow or regular, doesn’t matter. As other’s have said (OK I read some…) you will look way classier on the dance floor once you ditch it. And in what world is Easter a more notable event than a wedding? Most people get 0 days off work for Jesus’ resurrection. You are taking 2 off for this nonsense.
Which brings me to my final point: unless it’s a Holiday weekend, don’t ever get married on a Sunday. That is the aforementioned jesus’, and Jon Snow’s, day. Don’t mess with that for nothin.
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I have made all these mistakes before, besides consuming Miller Lite. I love macrobrews more than my potentially forever unborn children (may or may not be a virgin), but anyone who chooses Miller Lite over Bud Light likely doesn’t have a soul. Spoiler alert: I am from St. Louis.
Anyways, I am glad you made it and shared the journey. Seems like we will agree to disagree on points 1 and 2 I raised, but given your circumstances your argument on issue #3 is somewhat convincing (although you dragged it around the airport for the vast majority of the day anyways). Either way, as I said before, pretty funny tale. Feel free to get stuck in even worse airport situations if doing so will help me past the time while popping a squat in the future.
Pretty funny tale. However I have just a little bit of sympathy for you. You made so many mistakes. Here are the biggest.
1-You drank Miller Lite.
2-You didn’t follow the only rule for a departure after a BIG weekend…GTFO. You say you won’t make the morning flight? Stay up all night man. Can’t afford the “afternoon” flight? Dip into your kid’s college fund. Education is largely useless anyways. Plus the more money you send on your credie, the more Amazon points you get so…gotta spend money to make money dude.
3-You checked a bag? Why? How much hairspray did you bring for 3 days? No version of the scaries sound worse than enduring everything you went through only to sit at baggage claim and waiting more after landing.
I know a lot of you have answered these questions here already, well I guess you have because I haven’t really read the comments, but allow me to partake…
1-If you are ever in an open bar situation, and you ask yourself whether you “should only have 2-3 drinks” you need to go to an AA meeting right then so at least you have an excuse for pondering such ridiculousness
2-What, does no one trust the good men and women of our United States Postal Services anymore?
3-No. Someone has to gather the shit people bring. At every wedding I wonder who it is. I am pretty sure almost all of it gets left behind.
4-Drink man. Your parents got good enough health insurance for you live past the age of 21 for a reason.
5-Always wear a tie. Bow or regular, doesn’t matter. As other’s have said (OK I read some…) you will look way classier on the dance floor once you ditch it. And in what world is Easter a more notable event than a wedding? Most people get 0 days off work for Jesus’ resurrection. You are taking 2 off for this nonsense.
Which brings me to my final point: unless it’s a Holiday weekend, don’t ever get married on a Sunday. That is the aforementioned jesus’, and Jon Snow’s, day. Don’t mess with that for nothin.