Shipyard – Summer Ale. I was at the beach and had just come in from surfing. My buddy had it in the cooler and handed me one. I discovered heaven in a bottle.
You should. It is okay. I love it when Christians are like “You’re not supposed to cuz it’s in the Bible” and I’m like “lol I know priests who have 6+ tattoos.”
As suspected, Todd drops the fucking ball. Guaranteed that text is from Girl. An overall hype per usual that leads to disappointment, kind of like sex with Will.
So, who wants to place bets on when/what the new photo will be? I’m going to say 25-1 odds it’s a Miata with some markup on the license plate and some weird Snapchat filter/phrase put in to make it either millennial or about closing deals.
Well duh. That whole area of Florida sucks. Gotta get to Jacksonville/St. Augustine area. New Smyrna is fucking sweet and Orlando has some really cool spots like Winter Park. You gotta live here for a while to understand why Floridians love it here so much. I get why people don’t like it and nay-say it a lot, but the culture here is just awesome. Also, we don’t have massive riots like Cali does. Everyone is pretty chill and the meth problem isn’t THAT bad, tbh.
On behalf of God to all women: we apologize for making PMS part of the biology of women. One of the Angels was supposed to fix that shit, but he decided to do his own thing. He’s now in Hell. You might know him as “Satan.”
The giants are currently the worst in the NL West, and all the Cali baseball teams are currently near the bottom of the NL. Angels are doing alright, but that won’t last long. Chargers and 49ers are trash. UCLA shit the bed, and USC is always overrated. You’ve got the warriors and Steph Curry, but let’s not forget blowing the 3-1 to Cleveland. I’ll give you guys the Ducks, but the Kings suck. I’d go on but I think you get my point.
Where in Florida? All the people I know have a disdain for Cali, and I’ve lived here for 14 years. I’ve also lived in just about every climate in America, and I still think Florida is the best.
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Shipyard – Summer Ale. I was at the beach and had just come in from surfing. My buddy had it in the cooler and handed me one. I discovered heaven in a bottle.
You should. It is okay. I love it when Christians are like “You’re not supposed to cuz it’s in the Bible” and I’m like “lol I know priests who have 6+ tattoos.”
Tats: yes. Covered: nah. I’d like to get another on top of the one on my right shoulder, but I wouldn’t want it anywhere too visible.
I plan on keeping it that way
It’s okay. I forgive you all for your unbelief. The truth will be revealed, in time.
As suspected, Todd drops the fucking ball. Guaranteed that text is from Girl. An overall hype per usual that leads to disappointment, kind of like sex with Will.
So, who wants to place bets on when/what the new photo will be? I’m going to say 25-1 odds it’s a Miata with some markup on the license plate and some weird Snapchat filter/phrase put in to make it either millennial or about closing deals.
Let’s go, Cubbies!
Are you enthused about it? You don’t seem very.
No… it’s “super weird.”
Well duh. That whole area of Florida sucks. Gotta get to Jacksonville/St. Augustine area. New Smyrna is fucking sweet and Orlando has some really cool spots like Winter Park. You gotta live here for a while to understand why Floridians love it here so much. I get why people don’t like it and nay-say it a lot, but the culture here is just awesome. Also, we don’t have massive riots like Cali does. Everyone is pretty chill and the meth problem isn’t THAT bad, tbh.
I should’ve also stated that I found this hilarious, but still weird.
WOOOOOOOOOOO!
PGP is going to a weird place.
69 hours
On behalf of God to all women: we apologize for making PMS part of the biology of women. One of the Angels was supposed to fix that shit, but he decided to do his own thing. He’s now in Hell. You might know him as “Satan.”
The giants are currently the worst in the NL West, and all the Cali baseball teams are currently near the bottom of the NL. Angels are doing alright, but that won’t last long. Chargers and 49ers are trash. UCLA shit the bed, and USC is always overrated. You’ve got the warriors and Steph Curry, but let’s not forget blowing the 3-1 to Cleveland. I’ll give you guys the Ducks, but the Kings suck. I’d go on but I think you get my point.
Where in Florida? All the people I know have a disdain for Cali, and I’ve lived here for 14 years. I’ve also lived in just about every climate in America, and I still think Florida is the best.
For those of you considering coming to Florida, there aren’t that many snakes. PSA.
I’m down to clown on some good ass sushi. If anyone needs to know, dad spent a couple years out in Tokyo and passed on the knowledge.