Tax Return – “yea, we’re gonna take tour money and give some of it back, unless you do some stuff that is really unspecific, then you owe us more money”…. Student Loans – “Yea, we’ll let you borrow some money, and when you can’t get a job after college, we’re gonna jack up the interest rate so you can’t eat real food until you’re 64, but by then your digestive tract will be so screwed up that you’ll have to drink all food through a straw, and probably still owe us money.”
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Kayla, would you like to get some drinks some time?
Tax Return – “yea, we’re gonna take tour money and give some of it back, unless you do some stuff that is really unspecific, then you owe us more money”…. Student Loans – “Yea, we’ll let you borrow some money, and when you can’t get a job after college, we’re gonna jack up the interest rate so you can’t eat real food until you’re 64, but by then your digestive tract will be so screwed up that you’ll have to drink all food through a straw, and probably still owe us money.”
YU-GI-OH!! FUCK YES!
I accidentally googled animal shelters near me and almost committed to a ten year old terrier…
John 2:8-9
She didn’t even need to say anything, she owned a cat
“I’m a lesbian”
I’m confused why we’re allowing a salty crawfish sit just above my delicious brunch beverage.
Wait, just saw who wrote the article
Am I reading that up vote count correctly?
I picked the wrong time to go on a 40 day fast.
I can help with that if necessary, fam.
Sex+homemade brunch=more sex
Amateur move. Gotta re-re-re-re-re-re-review any email you send before sending it.
8/10: missing the blue spiny shell.
You actually have to “avoid kale.” Please tell me, how’s your 1880’s twirly mustache coming along?
*pretentious adult
I have a feeling this is what Steve Holt’s father looks like whenever Steve Holt does anything
Excuse me everyone, I’ll be out in the desert being harassed by the devil if you need me. #relatable
She says: “If I but touch his clothes, I shall be cured” – Mark 5:28
I hear: “I want your D”