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I can’t hold on to a woman long enough considering I die and come back from the dead every Easter.
I will use a New Girl quote to describe how I feel about rosé:
Nick: “I don’t get it. Is this bath water?”
Schmidt: “It might as well be – it’s rosé. Burn notice, France.”
Sometimes I change water into wine without knowing it. I swear, it never happens.
My bad…
You’re more wrong than the Los Angeles black population at the beginning of the OJ trial
Well, you are a phone.
Entitled idiot
I’m still waiting for the “Cotton Eye Joe” revival
JD is definitely not “holier-than” me. Turning into a bit of an asshole.
This was beautifully written. Also, for sure on the list of people going to hell.
Working on it.
Kim Kardashian was a mistake. My bad guys.
Elementary and middle school teachers are getting it
Getting into a fight and throwing her a brand new jersey of her favorite team, player combo is a PGPowermove.
Sup?
That username needs to go back to TSM
Yes, and I don’t have the answer.
Jesus, what did I just watch?
Loved every word of this. Btw, fuck Judas.