I made a wall post about borrowing money from dad for a down payment on a car, which I thought was funny because my dad is God. Clearly, the joke went over the heads of Grandex.
The word “innards” is making me imagine that computers have organs, so whenever we pull out old parts and out new ones in, all I’m thinking about is them screaming “OH GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! WHY ARE DOING THIS?” As you pull the processor out.
Yeaaaaaaa, H.S. is kinda like that red headed step child. He’s also got a learning disability, we let him in but it’s more pity than anything. For instance, Dad said to take the breath of every “Father” in the Land of Egypt and to not touch the houses with lambs blood over it. Somehow he translated that as “First Born Son” and thus we had a bunch of dead kids.
I worked at a school the past two years where the principal micro managed everything. I now teach at a school where the principal 1. Wants me to teach my class the way I do 2. Wants to help me and 3. Doesn’t yell at me in front of my students. It’s pretty awesome.
High maintenance much? Also, I’m the Son of God (aka, I am perfect) and I won’t do any of this shit save the football stuff. You can fuck off with this list.
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I made a wall post about borrowing money from dad for a down payment on a car, which I thought was funny because my dad is God. Clearly, the joke went over the heads of Grandex.
The word “innards” is making me imagine that computers have organs, so whenever we pull out old parts and out new ones in, all I’m thinking about is them screaming “OH GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! WHY ARE DOING THIS?” As you pull the processor out.
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That is a recipe for a heart attack at 35 if I’ve ever seen one
I haven’t done that in a while. That was a crazy three days. What happens in hell stays in hell!
They have no idea what it means to be a “Real Martyr.” I’m #triggered by this.
That wasn’t really necessary
Yeaaaaaaa, H.S. is kinda like that red headed step child. He’s also got a learning disability, we let him in but it’s more pity than anything. For instance, Dad said to take the breath of every “Father” in the Land of Egypt and to not touch the houses with lambs blood over it. Somehow he translated that as “First Born Son” and thus we had a bunch of dead kids.
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God’s my Father, not my boss. Two different things.
I worked at a school the past two years where the principal micro managed everything. I now teach at a school where the principal 1. Wants me to teach my class the way I do 2. Wants to help me and 3. Doesn’t yell at me in front of my students. It’s pretty awesome.
PGP won’t post a picture, yet this generic crap gets put up on the wall
I commented on one of Will’s posts that he posted on a Sunday a few weeks back, and it got deleted. Definite atheism up in this biz.
I keep coming back here if only for the comments
Just one prayer and I’ll smite this shit out this girl. I can make it happen.
Mom would back me up with this. She’s the one that cursed in the house the most!
High maintenance much? Also, I’m the Son of God (aka, I am perfect) and I won’t do any of this shit save the football stuff. You can fuck off with this list.
You should go full Ruxin and use it while your flick your bean.
How does this shit get posted and my 10 really solid posts can’t get up there. I call bullshit.
Why do you think he sent me down to earth? To save your sorry asses? No, that was his way of punishing me but I took it as a vaca from the big man.