Grandmother: lSo, do you have a girlfriend?” Me. “No.” “But I want great grandchildren!” “Don’t die in the next 20 years and maybe you’ll have your wish.”
I did shots with my mother one time and I never want to do it again. Casuals drinks with the rents are fine, but anything more aggressive than that would be ridiculous.
Took me 30 years, and when I finally got out, my social life sky rocketed. Suddenly I had 12 guys who hung out with me regularly, one random chick who was on my dick all the time, and people inviting me in for dinner and a place to crash. It was pretty great.
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Been there! Friday night, no where to go the next day. Am I having that fourth glass of scotch and a second stogie? I think yes.
Whatever happened to you and Shiva shacking up after your first wife’s death?
All for Morton Salt.
For Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that this isn’t me
What do you want me to do about it? I’ve given Todd multiple opportunities.
Finn is the new Judas. Fuck that guy.
Grandmother: lSo, do you have a girlfriend?” Me. “No.” “But I want great grandchildren!” “Don’t die in the next 20 years and maybe you’ll have your wish.”
WTF
Lapsed Catholic? I’m sad now.
S’all good! Thanksgiving isn’t a Christian holiday. Now if he comes down on Easter, I’ll kick some ass.
Aren’t you one of them?
Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday as well! Look we’re starting with something in common. Sup?
What’s the over/under on if PGP posts a picture on Christmas Day?
I haven’t been married once in the 2014 years I’ve been alive, so I’ve got nothing
I did shots with my mother one time and I never want to do it again. Casuals drinks with the rents are fine, but anything more aggressive than that would be ridiculous.
Took me 30 years, and when I finally got out, my social life sky rocketed. Suddenly I had 12 guys who hung out with me regularly, one random chick who was on my dick all the time, and people inviting me in for dinner and a place to crash. It was pretty great.
Animal House. I will be watching nothing else come December 1st
Well fuck, what else is the point of getting married then?
And when I say that, I mean this sounds like a great time and I want to join in.
Tell me where and when and I’ll hit y’all up. (Btw, I’m not even kidding, my roommate is a fucking prude.)