Developing carpal tunnel at age 22. PGP.

My dad guilt tripped me into flying home for Holidays. The tickets cost $800. Then he asked me what I wanted for Christmas. How about $800? PGP.

Bringing your lunch to work so you can afford to drink after. PGP.

I fired someone today. I think I cried more than they did. PGP.

I’m on a first name basis with the Chinese delivery guy, but none of my neighbors. PGP.

The only thing I have in common with the other women in my office is our love of Crockpots. PGP.

Papa John’s Rewards points serve as currency in my house. PGP.

Sometimes I make my bed for the sole purpose of feeling like I have my life together. PGP.

My boss is making us all take the ice bucket challenge tomorrow, regardless of whether or not we donate. Not like I could afford to anyway. PGP.

My coffee intake has doubled since graduating. Not because my job is harder than school, just more boring. PGP.