and dogs…and tacos…and coffee…and the office…and not being superstitious just a little stitious…yeah, I’d say girls might need a bit of help with their bios.
1. Wore a condom to fuck the girl in the club bathroom
2. Gave a buddy his phone so he didn’t send any regrettable texts
3. Didn’t catch any charges from his night in the drunk tank
I’d say Eric’s evening was a resounding success, all things considered.
I agree with him – if Busch Light is the domestic and Busch is the import, rarest I’m going is medium. I’d rather eat a hockey puck than have food poisoning
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Give it a week and let me know how it goes!
I pointed out that I don’t skip leg day in my bio which has led to some solid female feedback…skies out thighs out baby
ask him if he believes that sex before a game will ruin his ability to perform at optimal levels…follow that up with an offer to test said theory.
Congrats in advance on the sex
and dogs…and tacos…and coffee…and the office…and not being superstitious just a little stitious…yeah, I’d say girls might need a bit of help with their bios.
“What’s a hangover a work in the grand scheme of things?”
It’s still a hangover at work.
Skies out thighs out baby
PostGrad Single Dad: Mauer’s Hot Mom
and nobody knows what it means!
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What the fuck is that stock photo
1. Wore a condom to fuck the girl in the club bathroom
2. Gave a buddy his phone so he didn’t send any regrettable texts
3. Didn’t catch any charges from his night in the drunk tank
I’d say Eric’s evening was a resounding success, all things considered.
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I agree with him – if Busch Light is the domestic and Busch is the import, rarest I’m going is medium. I’d rather eat a hockey puck than have food poisoning
Or Randy Marsh
Am I dating myself when I say “what the fuck is a JUUL?”
Having white sheets is just asking for tragedy to strike
Default pic checks out!
The latter is harder than it looks, speaking from personal experience
The questions from my grandparents at my younger brothers wedding last month were brutal, sup?
nvm Osama bin Laden was already dead when they threw him off the boat HA suck it terrorists