I had a nurse until my right arm healed enough to the point that it could get by with a removable cast, then I was on my own. Lot of showers during that 6 week stretch…
First guy: can confirm the mulligan if you lay an egg. The peak of my sexual career was when both my hands/arms were in casts up to my elbows during college. Couldn’t even wipe my own ass
There’s too many good drinking holidays in Oxford for Will to not go back at least once a year if that’s the case – I think he went to school somewhere in Michigan if I remember correctly
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straight up played myself
That’s almost like not realizing his birthdate is 11/6/86
I’d counter any of these ideas with a pedicure. Pedicures rock. Girls love pedicures. Science man
If 69ing is supposed to be about both people getting some wait till you hear about this cool new thing called having sex
For once, I can get on board with this. Solid take Duda
it was only a bad lunch bc chipotle didn’t exist
Also – Arizona Ranch from Quaker Steak and Lube is the best sauce ever created, don’t @ me
Flats, and always date someone who likes drums
I always love when the guy from Deloitte hits me with the “close enough for me” line
I had a nurse until my right arm healed enough to the point that it could get by with a removable cast, then I was on my own. Lot of showers during that 6 week stretch…
First guy: can confirm the mulligan if you lay an egg. The peak of my sexual career was when both my hands/arms were in casts up to my elbows during college. Couldn’t even wipe my own ass
This girl gets it^
Goddamn bushwookies
Mailing it in once you lock it down, classic move Todd!
There’s too many good drinking holidays in Oxford for Will to not go back at least once a year if that’s the case – I think he went to school somewhere in Michigan if I remember correctly
good to finally figure out the trifecta of what women are looking for these days
Caroline did this to herself
Sup? Even Kool-Aid melts ice #OhYeah
Congrats on the potential future sex!
Good job on unfucking things my friend! This is the update I was hoping for!