90 degrees. 90% humidity. Work attire. PGP.

Listening to three girls in their mid-twenties discuss their wedding plans while subtly comparing how much each will cost. PGP.

Whoever said, “Today is the first day of the rest of you life” never worked in corporate America. PGP.

When I got out of bed this morning all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.

I am more competitive in spring softball than in my job search.

Some people prefer raw juice cleanses…I prefer bud light cleanses.

Someone took my preferred stall this morning. Had to audible to opposite end stall. PGP

I’ll circle back with some touch-points after the deliverables are digested and we get a feeler from management.

My beard has grown to a NSFW length in corporate America, and I don’t care. PGPM.