Sonic: This one is all over the place. You can get a Grilled Chicken Sandwich and some tots and not hate yourself, but if you go for a extra long chili cheese coney or allow the words “super sonic jalapeno cheeseburger” come out of your mouth, you better plan on working remotely from your toilet the next day.
Listen Andriod lovers. You want to know why so many people have iphones? because everyone has an iphone, and if this chick wants to facetime me and show me her tits or all my buddies wanna live-text breaking bad in a group text, i can do that! I don’t really give a shit about other features, other than the ones that make my shit compatible with other peoples’ shit.
Mike’s an important guy… i heard they have pay him a $1000 a paragraph for this stuff.
I bought a leather jacket before my last first date.
are you negging right now bro?
Tried taking your advice:
Not ever seeing the show, I have to say the brunette is the only actual hot one.
Sonic: This one is all over the place. You can get a Grilled Chicken Sandwich and some tots and not hate yourself, but if you go for a extra long chili cheese coney or allow the words “super sonic jalapeno cheeseburger” come out of your mouth, you better plan on working remotely from your toilet the next day.
I would like to submit my face’s resume for consideration for the position of Miley’s chair.
As long as Andrea stays dead I’m fine with whatever happens.
if you wanna be bummed then look that kid up. It looks like he started doing drugs immediantly after the movie was released.
I can’t resist skipping straight to my goodies.
It’s like the weekend vehicle for people that already own a pt cruiser.
What? Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark!
At least Boy Meets World still holds up 100%
someone just hate-downvoted this 9 times
Listen Andriod lovers. You want to know why so many people have iphones? because everyone has an iphone, and if this chick wants to facetime me and show me her tits or all my buddies wanna live-text breaking bad in a group text, i can do that! I don’t really give a shit about other features, other than the ones that make my shit compatible with other peoples’ shit.
Wipe that fucking smug look off your facy baby Gene.
All of the Batman/Pete Holmes videos are awesome if you haven’t seen them.
The one in the airport is a classic. I think it gets posted every time.
60. I’ve gotta save money this weekend.
…he’s pretty quick with those two fingers though