Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

Having a job with no Health Insurance. PGP.

Every morning my first thought is “Wow I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.” PGP

Having to use 4 personal vacation days to review for the CPA exam that I ended up failing by 2 points. PGP.

My boss ” every paycheck you need to invest 33% and save another 33%.” He must think I get paid more than 35k

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.