Would love to read about an encounter where she, Todd, and both their groups of respective friends all go out together for a night on the town. Seems like that would end in a beautiful shit storm.
I’ve been a member at PF for roughly a year now. Is it a perfect gym? No. Has it satisfied my fitness needs? Absolutely. There’s rarely an occasion when I can’t find the weights/machine that I need, there’s barely ever anyone there so I never have to wait for something to open up, and it’s actually refreshing to not be surrounded by the gym douches/attention seekers found in big gyms. And to top it off, you won’t find a better price for the membership. So hate on, haters.
But what about our favorite basic white girl and Todd eating dinner with the parents?? Did she inform them that she and their son are totes getting engaged soon? Did Todd try to end it all by drowning himself in Miller Lites?? I need answers!!
“She buries her face into his shoulder as he tells her it’s all going to be okay before mouthing, “What the fuck?” to himself.” – I find myself in this situation entirely too often. I feel you, Todd.
I literally did this yesterday. My connection was delayed two hours so I walked all the way from E to A, which took about 20 minutes, because I had nothing better to do. Open your eyes next time.
The best part about the collection on the door is that we all know damn well when we pick up the bottle at the store that it will spend more days sitting in the fridge than it will actually getting used, but we still pay for it anyway because we are men and that’s what we do.
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Riiiiight, because guys are definitely the only ones who do this.
Wow. Maybe shouldn’t have skimmed those last few lines… Gonna start running my laps now.
Oh god, Todd is in so much trouble next week.
Would love to read about an encounter where she, Todd, and both their groups of respective friends all go out together for a night on the town. Seems like that would end in a beautiful shit storm.
I thought you were too old to use “AF” in your vocabulary, deFries
Say no to selfie sticks.
This relationship is going to end so violently for everyone involved.
Really hoping Todd wakes up from this horrible dream soon. I wouldn’t wish this type of relationship on my worst enemy.
I can only assume you headed to the nearest Chipotle to ease both the pain and your hunger.
I’ve been a member at PF for roughly a year now. Is it a perfect gym? No. Has it satisfied my fitness needs? Absolutely. There’s rarely an occasion when I can’t find the weights/machine that I need, there’s barely ever anyone there so I never have to wait for something to open up, and it’s actually refreshing to not be surrounded by the gym douches/attention seekers found in big gyms. And to top it off, you won’t find a better price for the membership. So hate on, haters.
But what about our favorite basic white girl and Todd eating dinner with the parents?? Did she inform them that she and their son are totes getting engaged soon? Did Todd try to end it all by drowning himself in Miller Lites?? I need answers!!
See ya pinky
“She buries her face into his shoulder as he tells her it’s all going to be okay before mouthing, “What the fuck?” to himself.” – I find myself in this situation entirely too often. I feel you, Todd.
I literally did this yesterday. My connection was delayed two hours so I walked all the way from E to A, which took about 20 minutes, because I had nothing better to do. Open your eyes next time.
Wow. I should really re-evaluate the words on my degree that say “Minor of English”
You consider her the protagonist?
Lost it at “Is she wearing a fucking romper?”
This is the only thing that gets me through my mornings.
Could we get Brian back on National Big Mac Day?
The best part about the collection on the door is that we all know damn well when we pick up the bottle at the store that it will spend more days sitting in the fridge than it will actually getting used, but we still pay for it anyway because we are men and that’s what we do.