I’m all for two people finding happiness together even if there’s a bit of an age gap, but when your wife is young enough to be your daughter that’s where you gotta draw the damn line.
I get the feeling that it would actually be more charitable for her to stay away from these volunteer activities than her actually participating in them.
The worst for me is when someone signs an email with just their first name or something short and sweet but then still leaves their entire signature with their full name again, accompanied by all the other garbage info that I don’t need, another 2 lines below it.
I don’t care what you bring me for Christmas this year, all I ask is that you don’t bring me any cliffhangers. Because I’ve gotten one of those every Wednesday for what seems like a year now from our dear friend Will deFries. Please make him stop and give us the literary satisfaction that we, the PGP readers, so desperately desire.
I was at a conference in Baltimore last summer and there was a “Bronies” conference going on in the same hotel we were in, as well as the 3 surrounding hotels. Some of the things I saw/heard cannot be erased from memory. You would hear them going around talking about “eating each other’s spaghetti” which we discovered was a code word for oral sex. Hands down the strangest group of human beings I’ve ever come in contact with.
I feel like I can apply this pretty well to the 5 year HS reunion I’m attending tomorrow. Still trying to determine how hard I should pregame it. Can’t wait to see who got fatter than I did.
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Gonna be really disappointed if this doesn’t end with you making a toast at these stranger’s reception.
I have anxiety just thinking about the hellacious hangover this would give me.
I’m all for two people finding happiness together even if there’s a bit of an age gap, but when your wife is young enough to be your daughter that’s where you gotta draw the damn line.
I get the feeling that it would actually be more charitable for her to stay away from these volunteer activities than her actually participating in them.
Is today the day you finally get an Austin celebrity to come join the live blog? And who will it be?
The worst for me is when someone signs an email with just their first name or something short and sweet but then still leaves their entire signature with their full name again, accompanied by all the other garbage info that I don’t need, another 2 lines below it.
Curious to know how you came to the idea of doing this
So hype for this new season. Hugely underrated show.
I’m sorry but a $400 cab ride will always make me blink, regardless of how much I’m killing it in life.
And that’s a gift that keeps on giving. Until next Wednesday, at least.
Dear Santa,
I don’t care what you bring me for Christmas this year, all I ask is that you don’t bring me any cliffhangers. Because I’ve gotten one of those every Wednesday for what seems like a year now from our dear friend Will deFries. Please make him stop and give us the literary satisfaction that we, the PGP readers, so desperately desire.
Sincerely,
The Naked Man
The Santa Clause is a top 5 film imo. How else would we have learned how Santa gets into houses without chimneys?
Would’ve been ready to bet my life savings that this was a deFries column just reading the title.
Caroline has no idea that she’s about to witness the purchase of Todd’s murder weapon…
Seriously, how has this man still not won an Oscar?
You really love writing basic white girl dialogue, don’t you Will?
I was at a conference in Baltimore last summer and there was a “Bronies” conference going on in the same hotel we were in, as well as the 3 surrounding hotels. Some of the things I saw/heard cannot be erased from memory. You would hear them going around talking about “eating each other’s spaghetti” which we discovered was a code word for oral sex. Hands down the strangest group of human beings I’ve ever come in contact with.
George is the definition of Dad goals
I feel like I can apply this pretty well to the 5 year HS reunion I’m attending tomorrow. Still trying to determine how hard I should pregame it. Can’t wait to see who got fatter than I did.