Fat, but not happy.

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

Not having enough energy at 5:00 for that pity laugh in regards to your boss’s crappy joke. PGP.

Icing your ankle after softball while watching 21-year-olds get drafted into the NFL.

My condoms expired.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

Your boss making fun of your salary. PGP.

Legitimately concerned about the extra hour of drinking coming up due to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.