My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

That one coworker who acts like the office mother. PGP.

Coworkers that don’t seem to understand the one stall buffer in the bathroom. PGP.

Your new email being “firstname.lastname@company.com.” PGP.

Locking your computer screen every time you leave your desk so no one can look at all the work you haven’t been doing. PGP.

Emailing someone your phone number so you don’t have to be the one to call. PGP.

Being excited about your weekend plans turning into being excited about having nothing going on during the weekend as you get older. PGP.

Friday afternoon and your boss decides to stay late. PGP.

Skipping lunch because you have to run to the bank. PGP.