Empty-nester managers who don’t see a problem with you working past 6 p.m. PGP.

Planning vacations that will probably never happen. PGP.

Getting text messages from my boss before I get to work in the morning. PGP.

I put out a literal fire this morning.

Double-flushers.

The southern California sales rep sends emails with the signature “InSane Diego”.

Had to be on a flight at 5:15 this morning for work this week.

Getting moved from salary to hourly.

Moving my younger brother into the dorms in my college town this weekend. I might die.