We had a fire drill today. I had many emotions, but the one that won out was apathy. PGP.

The woman in the cube next to me brought her baby in today. Now people are surrounding my cube and I have to get actual work done. PGP.

My girlfriend got me tickets to both a Packers game and a Brewers game in the same weekend for my birthday. I have to cut her loose because she set the bar too high on birthday gifts. PGP.

I might just spend all day today picking lint balls off my shirt. PGP.

Being publicly uninvited to group lunches. PGP.

Getting hit on by a cougar and iced out by someone your age. PGP.

I don’t know if I’m shaking from the caffeine or the hangover. PGP.

Immediately regretting giving yourself that deadline. PGP.

It’s not a question of whether or not someone will yell at me today, it’s when. PGP.

My boss introduced me by the wrong name on a conference call. PGP.